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There have been like 10 different 'Colonel Sanders' in the last year. If KFC paid as much attention to their food as they do to changing their spokesperson, it might be a decent place to eat. What's next, a gay Colonel? A black Colonel?(doubtful, black + chicken = racism). Doesn't matter who's in the white suit and western tie, I wouldn't touch that food with a 10-foot drumstick. Nope.